Archive for October, 2009

On the practical application of manners

Zach: “My want an iceblock, please.” (Mummy gets one and gives it to him and waits for a response) Mummy: “… What do you say?” (Zach gestures to the iceblock wrapping immediately) Zach: “All the way out!”

Contingency planning

(Zach was drawing a picture of the family for his Nana) Zach: “And now I’ll give Daddy a penis… and then my a penis… and now I’ll give you a penis.” Nana: “I don’t have a penis, dear.” Zach: “Well… I’ll give you a little one then. Just in case.”