Archive for August, 2009

Beaten to the punch

Mummy: “… and you’ll be walking tomorrow, to use up some of your energy.” Zach: “My keep my energy in my hands.” Mummy: “Goodness.” Zach: “Where does Daddy keep his energy?” Daddy: (tries to think up smart reply) Zach: “In the bum?”

Call ‘em like you see ‘em

“Mummy, there are cocks in there!” – Zach discovering that birds have moved in with his zebras while playing Zoo Tycoon.

Surrealism for the twenty-first century

Zach has been using his mother’s computer to play The Sims 3 quite a lot recently. He has a pretty good grasp of most of it, but he’s just a little free with his money – or anyone else’s money. This led to the following conversation: Sarah: “Why is there an exercise machine in my […]