Archive for June, 2009

The things she teaches him

“Mummy, mummy, the cat has another bird!” “Oh dear, Zach.” “He’s not eating it yet, though. Shall I go and piss him off?” “Er… sorry?” “Shall I tell him to go away?” “Oh. Oh, yes, that’s a good idea.”

Breakfast, revisited

(looking at his porridge) “My not like it” “Did you try it?” “No, my just mixed it and my not like what it looks like.”