{"id":94,"date":"2014-06-03T21:27:25","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T09:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2014\/06\/03\/random-quotes-part-deux\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:28","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:28","slug":"random-quotes-part-deux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/random-quotes-part-deux\/","title":{"rendered":"Random quotes, part deux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Everything&#8217;s fish at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.menus.co.nz\/listing\/yq9h\/fishermans-table-restaurant\/\">Fisherman&#8217;s Table<\/a>. Except the tables.&quot; (Samantha the future advertising executive)        <\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Sarah: \u201cIt\u2019s OK, Sam. Wives are made to not listen to husbands.\u201d   <br \/>Sam: \u201cNo, they have to listen&#8230; to their deaths!\u201d    <br \/>Damian: \u201cEr&#8230;\u201d    <br \/>Sam: \u201cAnd YOU&#8217;RE the death in this family, Daddy!\u201d<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&quot;Little witches with blood on their chins.&quot; (Sam describes vampires, somewhat thoughtfully)       <\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u201cA pianist?! What do they do, play with pee?\u201d (Zach learns a new word while gesturing frantically at his crotch)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Everything&#8217;s fish at the Fisherman&#8217;s Table. Except the tables.&quot; (Samantha the future advertising executive) Sarah: \u201cIt\u2019s OK, Sam. Wives are made to not listen to husbands.\u201d Sam: \u201cNo, they have to listen&#8230; to their deaths!\u201d Damian: \u201cEr&#8230;\u201d Sam: \u201cAnd YOU&#8217;RE the death in this family, Daddy!\u201d &quot;Little witches with blood on their chins.&quot; (Sam describes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions\/108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}