{"id":93,"date":"2014-04-06T21:08:11","date_gmt":"2014-04-06T09:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2014\/04\/06\/some-of-the-conversations-around-here-are-really-really-weird\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:28","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:28","slug":"some-of-the-conversations-around-here-are-really-really-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/some-of-the-conversations-around-here-are-really-really-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Some of the conversations around here are really, REALLY weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah: \u201cYou could go to a tennis camp, Zach.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zach: \u201cA penis camp?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: \u201cNo! A tennis camp\u2026 what would you do at a penis camp?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Damian: \u201cWell, at tennis camp you play tennis, so at penis camp you play&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sarah: &lt;filthy look&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Zach: \u201cWell, it would be better if you and I were at penis camp, Daddy. I mean, you KNOW what penises do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Damian: \u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah: \u201cYou could go to a tennis camp, Zach.\u201d Zach: \u201cA penis camp?!\u201d Sarah: \u201cNo! A tennis camp\u2026 what would you do at a penis camp?\u201d Damian: \u201cWell, at tennis camp you play tennis, so at penis camp you play&#8230;\u201d Sarah: &lt;filthy look&gt; Zach: \u201cWell, it would be better if you and I were at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":109,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}