{"id":91,"date":"2014-01-18T14:12:01","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T02:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2014\/01\/18\/the-first-snippets-of-2014\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:28","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:28","slug":"the-first-snippets-of-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/the-first-snippets-of-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"The first snippets of 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zach was explaining to me how his snorkel works, and included the following fact: \u201cIt has a design feature that lets you know when you\u2019re too far underwater.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Interested, I asked him how it worked, since as far as I could tell it was just a tube.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt fills up with water\u201d he stated somewhat matter-of-factly, and then dived under again.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Sam has some definite ideas about her birthday, but I admit to not knowing what the hell to do with this information:  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBirthdays are more important than pink flowers. You can\u2019t do anything with pink flowers \u2013 you can only give them to people.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zach was explaining to me how his snorkel works, and included the following fact: \u201cIt has a design feature that lets you know when you\u2019re too far underwater.\u201d Interested, I asked him how it worked, since as far as I could tell it was just a tube. \u201cIt fills up with water\u201d he stated somewhat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}