{"id":85,"date":"2013-02-02T18:02:42","date_gmt":"2013-02-02T06:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2013\/02\/02\/the-unbearable-lightness-of-bathing\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"the-unbearable-lightness-of-bathing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/the-unbearable-lightness-of-bathing\/","title":{"rendered":"The unbearable lightness of bathing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watching children take a bath is frankly an overload of cuteness. Sam, for instance, will grin madly and then slide her head all the way under the water, which is then followed by a shiny white bottom emerging a small distance away.<\/p>\n<p>Zach was unperturbed by this, as he \u201cmixed the chemicals\u201d for his \u201cscience shop\u201d. Ice-cream containers and old soap dispensers are quite useful, it turns out.<\/p>\n<p>Even when things go wrong, it\u2019s great. Sam forgot to blow bubbles out her nose for one of the dives, and stood up distraught. We told her to gently blow her nose out, etc., but it was all in vain \u2013 she declared, loudly, that \u201cthe badness is still there!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching children take a bath is frankly an overload of cuteness. Sam, for instance, will grin madly and then slide her head all the way under the water, which is then followed by a shiny white bottom emerging a small distance away. Zach was unperturbed by this, as he \u201cmixed the chemicals\u201d for his \u201cscience [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}