{"id":67,"date":"2011-04-10T21:44:11","date_gmt":"2011-04-10T09:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2011\/12\/28\/random-vignettes\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"random-vignettes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/random-vignettes\/","title":{"rendered":"Random vignettes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I made the mistake of giving Samantha a rubber mallet on the first floor. She promptly tossed it down the stairs, turned to me, and remarked casually \u201cit\u2019s gone now\u201d.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u201cBugger!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot say bugger, Daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy not, Sam?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause\u2026 cause\u2026 because I\u2019m eating my nuts!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made the mistake of giving Samantha a rubber mallet on the first floor. She promptly tossed it down the stairs, turned to me, and remarked casually \u201cit\u2019s gone now\u201d. \u201cBugger!\u201d \u201cNot say bugger, Daddy.\u201d \u201cWhy not, Sam?\u201d \u201cBecause\u2026 cause\u2026 because I\u2019m eating my nuts!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}