{"id":65,"date":"2011-07-25T21:09:58","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T09:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2011\/07\/25\/the-twist-ending\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"the-twist-ending","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/the-twist-ending\/","title":{"rendered":"The twist ending"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was driving Samantha home from kindergarten, and as we do, we were singing songs. On the third time through Old Macdonald, she sang:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd on that farm he had NO MORE COWS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked at her quizzically, so she widened her eyes, spread her hands apart and squeaked \u201csomeone STOLE all his cows!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was driving Samantha home from kindergarten, and as we do, we were singing songs. On the third time through Old Macdonald, she sang: \u201cAnd on that farm he had NO MORE COWS.\u201d I looked at her quizzically, so she widened her eyes, spread her hands apart and squeaked \u201csomeone STOLE all his cows!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}