{"id":63,"date":"2011-06-21T06:56:06","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T18:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2011\/06\/21\/classification\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"classification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/classification\/","title":{"rendered":"Classification"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was wearing exercise shorts (stop laughing) while making Sam\u2019s breakfast this morning, and I noticed she had been staring at my nether regions fixedly for some time.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, darling?\u201d I enquired.<\/p>\n<p>She looked at me with accusing eyes and asked why I was wearing \u201cfarmer pants\u201d. I blame her uncle and grandfather.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was wearing exercise shorts (stop laughing) while making Sam\u2019s breakfast this morning, and I noticed she had been staring at my nether regions fixedly for some time. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, darling?\u201d I enquired. She looked at me with accusing eyes and asked why I was wearing \u201cfarmer pants\u201d. I blame her uncle and grandfather.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":129,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}