{"id":62,"date":"2011-05-29T14:38:37","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T02:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2011\/05\/29\/how-to-make-singing-songs-with-your-children-infinitely-more-enjoyable\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"how-to-make-singing-songs-with-your-children-infinitely-more-enjoyable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/how-to-make-singing-songs-with-your-children-infinitely-more-enjoyable\/","title":{"rendered":"How to make singing songs with your children infinitely more enjoyable"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Procure a two-year-old who thinks that \u201ctoru, wha\u201d is pronounced \u201cturtle fart\u201d.<\/li>\n
  2. Ask them to start any song off.<\/li>\n
  3. Repeat step 2 as often as desired.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Procure a two-year-old who thinks that \u201ctoru, wha\u201d is pronounced \u201cturtle fart\u201d. Ask them to start any song off. Repeat step 2 as often as desired.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions\/130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}