In addition to dancing around half-naked like crazed nymphs \u2013 yes, there is video \u2013 the children have been sage in their wisdom.<\/p>\n
Zachary, for instance, fancies himself as some sort of Sherlock Holmes. The cats have been fed plain boiled fish a lot recently, as the new arrival kitten has had\u2026 bottom issues, shall we say. One night, the fish had been eaten even though no-one had seen any of the four (two real ones, one absentee, and the GODDAMN NEIGHBOUR\u2019S one) cats around to eat it, in the sealed area of the house it was in. \u201cHmmm,\u201d said Zachary, stroking his chin. \u201cIt\u2019s a\u2026\u201d \u2013 pausing for dramatic effect \u2013 \u201cfish mystery<\/strong>.\u201d He then tilted his head to the side and stared thoughtfully at the cat bowl for a few seconds.<\/p>\n Samantha, on the other hand, is a simple soul. After an oh-crap-Daddy-forgot-to-prepare-dinner meal of Burger King, she took the sweet \u2018n\u2019 sour sauce pottle and raised it to her lips; she tipped it backwards, drinking deep of its fruity yet tangy well. Naturally, some got on her nose. Slamming it down on the table, she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, grinned, and declared \u201cI\u2019m a lady<\/strong>!\u201d to her long-suffering mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In addition to dancing around half-naked like crazed nymphs \u2013 yes, there is video \u2013 the children have been sage in their wisdom. Zachary, for instance, fancies himself as some sort of Sherlock Holmes. The cats have been fed plain boiled fish a lot recently, as the new arrival kitten has had\u2026 bottom issues, shall […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}