{"id":60,"date":"2011-03-17T09:26:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T21:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2011\/03\/17\/worst-father-ever-even-in-dreams\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"worst-father-ever-even-in-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/worst-father-ever-even-in-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst father ever, even in dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Samantha woke up this morning loudly declaring \u201cmy one. MY one. MY ONE.\u201d When I went in to see her, she looked directly at me and said it again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat one, darling?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy lollipop.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat about your lollipop, sweetie?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYOU ATE IT.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd Zachary, too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know if she means that I ate Zachary as well in her dream or whether he merely participated in the sweet-theft, but I\u2019m certainly not going to ask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Samantha woke up this morning loudly declaring \u201cmy one. MY one. MY ONE.\u201d When I went in to see her, she looked directly at me and said it again. \u201cWhat one, darling?\u201d \u201cMy lollipop.\u201d \u201cWhat about your lollipop, sweetie?\u201d \u201cYOU ATE IT.\u201d \u201c\u2026\u201d \u201cAnd Zachary, too.\u201d I don\u2019t know if she means that I ate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}