“Mummy, mummy, the cat has another bird!”<\/p>\n
“Oh dear, Zach.”<\/p>\n
“He’s not eating it yet, though. Shall I go and piss him off?”<\/p>\n
“Er… sorry?”<\/p>\n
“Shall I tell him to go away?”<\/p>\n
“Oh. Oh, yes, that’s a good idea.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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