{"id":50,"date":"2010-12-24T21:07:15","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T09:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2010\/12\/24\/cant-wait-for-the-birds-and-the-bees\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"cant-wait-for-the-birds-and-the-bees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/cant-wait-for-the-birds-and-the-bees\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&rsquo;t wait for the birds and the bees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah had her first Nasty Moment on Christmas Eve this year. While playing with his Lego Santa Claus from his advent calendar, Zach asked, with a considered frown: \u201cMummy\u2026 Is Father Christmas real?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I, naturally, promptly made myself scarce. Sarah attempted to divert the issue with the normal lines like \u201cdo <em>you<\/em> think he\u2019s real?\u201d and \u201cwhy do you ask?\u201d. He was apparently satisfied by this, but she couldn\u2019t let it go, so a little later on asked him who, if Santa Claus was not real, brought him his presents.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnother Father Christmas, who <em>is<\/em> real,\u201d he answered.<\/p>\n<p>I think we\u2019re safe for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarah had her first Nasty Moment on Christmas Eve this year. While playing with his Lego Santa Claus from his advent calendar, Zach asked, with a considered frown: \u201cMummy\u2026 Is Father Christmas real?\u201d I, naturally, promptly made myself scarce. Sarah attempted to divert the issue with the normal lines like \u201cdo you think he\u2019s real?\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}