{"id":48,"date":"2010-08-09T20:24:37","date_gmt":"2010-08-09T08:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2010\/08\/09\/zach-meet-food-food-zach\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"zach-meet-food-food-zach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/zach-meet-food-food-zach\/","title":{"rendered":"Zach, meet food. Food, Zach."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zach got home from school today and presented a sadly-full lunchbox to his mother. \u201ci tried your sandwiches, Mummy,\u201d he said, continuing \u201cthey were DISGUSTING.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Continuing the theme of not eating, his dinnertime pasta started dancing and singing its way into his mouth, courtesy of his parents. Apparently one mouthful was a little too lively, so he suggested it needed to be punished. And the punishment he chose was\u2026 interesting, to say the least: \u201cyou need to tickle that pasta. But not now. You tickle it when it comes out of my bottom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In completely unrelated news, he is currently insisting on being called by his full name at all times. This makes it hard to know what to call him when he\u2019s being naughty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zach got home from school today and presented a sadly-full lunchbox to his mother. \u201ci tried your sandwiches, Mummy,\u201d he said, continuing \u201cthey were DISGUSTING.\u201d Continuing the theme of not eating, his dinnertime pasta started dancing and singing its way into his mouth, courtesy of his parents. Apparently one mouthful was a little too lively, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":140,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions\/140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}