{"id":47,"date":"2010-08-03T19:08:14","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T07:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2010\/08\/03\/todays-extended-bathroom-monologue\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"todays-extended-bathroom-monologue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/todays-extended-bathroom-monologue\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&rsquo;s extended bathroom monologue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy just puffed out a poompfh! It sounds like a PPPPFFFFFfffttthhhhmmm!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026 My just done another one! And another one!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026 AND ANOTHER ONE!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat one sounded like Thomas when he drops: hmmmmpppphhhhfffff.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, wait\u2026 how many did my do? One\u2026 two\u2026 three. Three poompfhs! And the last one sounded like Thomas!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMy just puffed out a poompfh! It sounds like a PPPPFFFFFfffttthhhhmmm!\u201d \u201c\u2026 My just done another one! And another one!\u201d \u201c\u2026 AND ANOTHER ONE!\u201d \u201cThat one sounded like Thomas when he drops: hmmmmpppphhhhfffff.\u201d \u201cNo, wait\u2026 how many did my do? One\u2026 two\u2026 three. Three poompfhs! And the last one sounded like Thomas!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":141,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}