{"id":44,"date":"2010-03-29T15:15:14","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T03:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2010\/03\/29\/damn-you-disney\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"damn-you-disney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/damn-you-disney\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn you, Disney"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As Zach lay in bed the other night, he put his serious face on and said \u201cMummy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He continued: \u201cwhen I grow up\u2026 when I get bigger\u2026 am I going to be a mermaid?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He is NEVER allowed to see Pixar movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Zach lay in bed the other night, he put his serious face on and said \u201cMummy.\u201d He continued: \u201cwhen I grow up\u2026 when I get bigger\u2026 am I going to be a mermaid?\u201d He is NEVER allowed to see Pixar movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}