{"id":40,"date":"2009-10-27T08:45:26","date_gmt":"2009-10-26T20:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2009\/10\/27\/contingency-planning\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"contingency-planning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/contingency-planning\/","title":{"rendered":"Contingency planning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Zach was drawing a picture of the family for his Nana)<\/p>\n<p>Zach: \u201cAnd now I\u2019ll give Daddy a penis\u2026 and then my a penis\u2026 and now I\u2019ll give you a penis.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nana: \u201cI don\u2019t have a penis, dear.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zach: \u201cWell\u2026 I\u2019ll give you a little one then. Just in case.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Zach was drawing a picture of the family for his Nana) Zach: \u201cAnd now I\u2019ll give Daddy a penis\u2026 and then my a penis\u2026 and now I\u2019ll give you a penis.\u201d Nana: \u201cI don\u2019t have a penis, dear.\u201d Zach: \u201cWell\u2026 I\u2019ll give you a little one then. Just in case.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions\/148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}