{"id":39,"date":"2009-08-10T10:08:31","date_gmt":"2009-08-09T22:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2009\/08\/10\/beaten-to-the-punch\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"beaten-to-the-punch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/beaten-to-the-punch\/","title":{"rendered":"Beaten to the punch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mummy: \u201c\u2026 and you\u2019ll be walking tomorrow, to use up some of your energy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zach: \u201cMy keep my energy in my hands.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mummy: \u201cGoodness.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Zach: \u201cWhere does Daddy keep his energy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daddy: (tries to think up smart reply)<\/p>\n<p>Zach: \u201cIn the bum?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mummy: \u201c\u2026 and you\u2019ll be walking tomorrow, to use up some of your energy.\u201d Zach: \u201cMy keep my energy in my hands.\u201d Mummy: \u201cGoodness.\u201d Zach: \u201cWhere does Daddy keep his energy?\u201d Daddy: (tries to think up smart reply) Zach: \u201cIn the bum?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":149,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}