{"id":11,"date":"2008-07-04T20:21:40","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T08:21:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glenny.org\/2008\/07\/04\/a-menagerie-of-mental-images\/"},"modified":"2017-10-04T07:40:29","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:40:29","slug":"a-menagerie-of-mental-images","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/a-menagerie-of-mental-images\/","title":{"rendered":"A menagerie of mental images"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Zach, stark naked, springing to and fro on his bed, a metre at a time and up to half a metre high. A voice can be heard in between the groans of the bed: \u201c"my a frog!\u201d<\/li>\n
  2. Climbing stairs, an almost-three-year-old boy rolls along on all fours making quiet \u2018ook\u2019 noises and suggesting that my, in fact, a spider monkey.<\/li>\n
  3. Zach standing on one leg with the other tucked into his knee, stark naked (some children suck their thumbs – ours wears no clothes) and dripping wet, grinning and declaring \u201cmy a flamingo!\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cMy a giraffe\u201d, but only when I threatened to eat the flamingo.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Zach, stark naked, springing to and fro on his bed, a metre at a time and up to half a metre high. A voice can be heard in between the groans of the bed: \u201c"my a frog!\u201d Climbing stairs, an almost-three-year-old boy rolls along on all fours making quiet \u2018ook\u2019 noises and suggesting that my, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":379,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/379"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":177,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glenny.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}